{"id":3677,"date":"2022-03-31T00:42:04","date_gmt":"2022-03-30T21:42:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kutaybilen.com.tr\/?p=3677"},"modified":"2022-03-31T00:42:04","modified_gmt":"2022-03-30T21:42:04","slug":"yazilimci-olmasaniz-bile-guleceginiz-15-soguk-kod-latifesi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kutaybilen.com.tr\/?p=3677","title":{"rendered":"Yaz\u0131l\u0131mc\u0131 Olmasan\u0131z Bile G\u00fclece\u011finiz 15 So\u011fuk Kod Latifesi"},"content":{"rendered":"

So\u011fuk latifenin lisan\u0131 olmaz derler, g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fc\u015fe nazaran bu lisanlara yaz\u0131l\u0131m lisanlar\u0131 de d\u00e2hil. Yaz\u0131l\u0131mdan anlamasan\u0131z bile, so\u011fuk latife yine\u00a0so\u011fuk latifedir. Bug\u00fcn sizler i\u00e7in birbirinden i\u011fren\u00e7 nitelikteki kod latifeleri bir ortaya getirdik.<\/p>\n

Birinci latife biraz politik lakin tekrar de komik. Trump idaresinin ABD ile Meksika ortas\u0131na hudut konulmas\u0131 bahis edilmi\u015f:<\/strong><\/b><\/p>\n

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'\u0130zah\u0131 olmayan \u015feylerin mizah\u0131 olur' kelam\u0131 bu latife i\u00e7in birebir. Burada da toplumdaki zengin-fakir s\u0131n\u0131f ayr\u0131m\u0131ndan bahsedilmi\u015f:<\/strong><\/b><\/p>\n

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So\u011fuk latifeler ortas\u0131nda Marvel esprisi olmazsa olmaz. Burada Hulk'\u0131n ve profes\u00f6r Bruce Banner'\u0131n renk de\u011fi\u015fiminden bahsedilmi\u015f:<\/strong><\/b><\/p>\n

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Burada da heceleyerek rap yapanlar d\u0131\u015f\u0131ndaki rap sanatkarlar\u0131 mevzu edinilmi\u015f. Kelamlar\u0131n ortas\u0131ndaki bo\u015flu\u011fun 0 olmas\u0131, \u00e7ok s\u00fcratli s\u00f6ylendi\u011fi manas\u0131na geliyor:<\/strong><\/b><\/p>\n

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Bu latifede Ninjalar\u0131n \u00e7ok s\u00fcratli hareket etti\u011finden ve b\u00e2t\u0131n olduklar\u0131ndan bahsediliyor:<\/strong><\/b><\/p>\n

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Bir faciay\u0131 bu kadar gaddar bir bi\u00e7imde betimlemek ne kadar insanc\u0131l bilemeyiz fakat burada da Titanic'in denizde y\u00fczme pahas\u0131n\u0131n 'hi\u00e7' oldu\u011funu g\u00f6r\u00fcyoruz \ud83d\ude41<\/strong><\/b><\/p>\n

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Bilimsel bir latife eklemesek olmaz. Burada periyoduk tablonun 'tablo' halinde g\u00f6sterilmesi tiye al\u0131nm\u0131\u015f. Hakikaten hayattan so\u011futucu nitelikte:<\/strong><\/b><\/p>\n

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Pek dalga ge\u00e7ilecek bir husus olmasa da, obezlerin geni\u015fli\u011fi\u00a0ve kaplad\u0131\u011f\u0131 alan tiye al\u0131nm\u0131\u015f:<\/strong><\/b><\/p>\n

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Tekrar epeyce i\u011fren\u00e7 bir espriyle kar\u015f\u0131n\u0131zday\u0131z. Burada da legolar\u0131n blok bi\u00e7iminde oldu\u011fu vurgulan\u0131yor:<\/strong><\/b><\/p>\n

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IKEA'lar\u0131n yaln\u0131zca masalardan ibaret oldu\u011fu belirtilmi\u015f:<\/strong><\/b><\/p>\n

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D\u00fcnyam\u0131z\u0131n B\u00fcy\u00fck Patlama'dan evvelki i\u00e7eri\u011fine k\u0131ymet girmeyerek burada da makul bir espri yap\u0131lm\u0131\u015f \ud83d\ude42<\/strong><\/b><\/p>\n

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E tabi bu liste Mario'suz olmazd\u0131. Mario'nun mantar yiyince b\u00fcy\u00fcmesi husus al\u0131nm\u0131\u015f:<\/strong><\/b><\/p>\n

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Yeniden biraz politik, biraz ac\u0131 ger\u00e7ek bir latifeyle kar\u015f\u0131n\u0131zday\u0131z. Bu kodda monar\u015finin tarifi ac\u0131 bir tebess\u00fcmle yans\u0131t\u0131l\u0131yor:<\/strong><\/b><\/p>\n

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Biraz so\u011fuk fakat tekrar de tebess\u00fcm ettirici bir\u00a0Pisa Kulesi\u00a0\u015fakas\u0131 \ud83d\ude42<\/strong><\/b><\/p>\n

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Bir periyodun vazge\u00e7ilmez mizah\u0131 Illuminati'nin yeri ve kapal\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131 yans\u0131t\u0131lm\u0131\u015f:<\/strong><\/b><\/p>\n

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Latifeler her ne kadar so\u011fuk olsa\u00a0da, en az\u0131ndan birka\u00e7\u0131n\u0131n y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fcz\u00fc g\u00fcld\u00fcrd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyoruz. Akl\u0131n\u0131za bu \u015fekilde \u00f6b\u00fcr so\u011fuk latife geliyorsa, siz de bizleri hayattan so\u011futabilirsiniz\u00a0\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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So\u011fuk latifenin lisan\u0131 olmaz derler, g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fc\u015fe nazaran bu lisanlara yaz\u0131l\u0131m lisanlar\u0131 de d\u00e2hil. Yaz\u0131l\u0131mdan anlamasan\u0131z bile, so\u011fuk latife yine …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3678,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[854],"tags":[389],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kutaybilen.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3677"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kutaybilen.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kutaybilen.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kutaybilen.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kutaybilen.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3677"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kutaybilen.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3679,"href":"https:\/\/kutaybilen.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3677\/revisions\/3679"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kutaybilen.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kutaybilen.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kutaybilen.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kutaybilen.com.tr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}